God, you're like boner-b-gone
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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