I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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