He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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