It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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