Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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