was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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