In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Farmville is her only friend.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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