I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
A+ Viking dick
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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