And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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