around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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