I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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