Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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