Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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