I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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