am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
be right there i have to get my cape
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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