I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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