All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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