ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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