need another drink. this is the easiest way
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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