She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Semen is not good for contacts.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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