Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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