So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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