thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm always down for nudity.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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