we're chasing vodka with high fives
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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