Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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