how can u be prego again
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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