You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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