happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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