She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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