Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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