I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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