I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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