It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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