WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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