just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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