I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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