i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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