He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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