Fuck appropriateness.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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