Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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