If you die in college, do you die in real life?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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