I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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