its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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