Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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