I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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