Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
sex in a hospital.. check
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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