he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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