The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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