I cockslap morals
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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