I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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