It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
